What is the largest size you carry?
Squadlocker customers come in a variety of sizes: HUGE, tiny, Moderately huge, youth, adult, grande, venti, toddler, compact, metric, standard, mondo (remember rollerblades? When did they stop being cool and why wasn’t I told?) If our customers have this range, we should offer a similarly robust offering of sizing. Most products are XS – XXL, but we carry a decent selection of garments, both men and women that are sized up to XXXXXXL. By the way, there’s no upcharge for large sizes – we heard you barking big dog.
Why can’t I find my size?
All available sizes for the item of your choice are shown in bold, while those that are either unavailable, discontinued or backordered will be grey and not selectable. Should you find yourself up at night, staring misty eyed at the product of your dreams, flaunting herself to all other sizes, while yours is unavailable, help yourself out and give us a call or an email. We’ll let you know when that fickle minx plans on showing up. By the way, I would keep your strange obsession with our website to yourself…kinda creepy.